February 2012
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a champion
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.